Nothing screams Ghetto like a pregnant woman talking about how she’s gonna beat someone’s ass. LMAO Namely mine. Really? Did I really hear you say “I’d beat her ass but she’s too damn big.” Think I didn’t catch that?! Naa Dipshit, I am 5’11” 150lbs…I’m not ”big” I’m tall, slender, and fit. You won’t beat my ass bc 1. YOUR PREGNANT And 2. You know I’d lay your annoying, immature, spoiled, whiney ass out with little to no effort and not think twice. Keep talking, I’m counting down the months. ;c) I hope in between now and then you find some balls to say it alone and to my face and not just over the phone with your ”friends” while I’m around. Love people like that. Jealousy isn’t a good color on you silly girl. Grow the hell up, you’re about to have a child to raise poorly. ”Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

An acquaintance of mine posted something on facebook that shook me a little…She may not be aware of the way it could’ve been interpreted so I didn’t say anything to her personally…She got a job at the DG and then said she was ”finally doing something with her life”…Now normally this wouldn’t bother me, but she is a mother of 4, her youngest is ab 4 months old. Why on earth would you say you are finally doing something with your life when you are a Momma?? If you don’t think being a Momma is doing something with your life, well that just saddens me…It also saddens me how many of my friends and acquaintances CHOOSE to spend so much time away from their children when they do not have to. Some never see their children on the weekend bc they literally spend Friday to Sunday getting wasted. I absolutely cannot stand to be without my girl. I know our time is limited, and will go by very quickly. Avoiding her every chance I get just doesn’t seem right to me. Also, don’t even get me started on the moms who don’t breastfeed due to some selfish reason like ”They wake up too much, if I give them a bottle of this formula and some cereal they will sleep all night!”, bc they can’t drink alcohol or party, bc it hurts (that goes away), or bc they just didn’t like the discipline it took. I get it if you can’t due to medical reasons or you aren’t producing…And the not latching thing won’t work on me, bc you can pump that liquid gold…Not latching is no reason to give up giving them breastmilk! To give up on giving your child the best they can get bc it inconveniences you kinda shows how willing you are to be the best parent you can be…Not very. To each their own I suppose. I had to vent about that somewhere…Here seemed nice. Nothing against Momma’s who work, not at all trying to step on anyone’s toes here…Please, just don’t make it seem like your job is the only reason you feel you are ”doing something with your life.” Remember, you are someone’s parent, that is huge…That should come first and foremost before anything. You should always feel like raising them is ”doing something with your life”. But I guess that’s just the way I feel…

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